ARE there any fools in Trafford who will pay the green bin charge?

Think about it. It's six in the morning on bin-day, you wheel your green bin to your boundary, proudly displaying the paid sticker on the bin.

The curtains up and down your street begin to twitch, a commando raid is targeted on your green bin.

All and sundry make their move.

By 6.15am, it's overflowing with garden waste from non-payers.

The bin men leave it where it stands, it's overweight, now it's your problem!

Colin Booth via website